T-Pain Mic Review

This year for Christmas I was lucky enough to get the wonderful T-Pain mic from my sister. 

As I'm sitting here looking at it wondering what to write up for this blog, I decided to write up a quick review on the mic itself. I mean, when in Rome, right?

Good Stuff:
- There is a couple beats on the mic so you can pretend to be a rapper and try that. Or you can do what I do and use it as background music as you introduce people when they walk in the room. Think of Old School when Vince Vaughan introduces Snoop Dogg at Mitch-a-palooza or in Semi-Pro when will Will Ferrell introduces his starting line up. Watch the video below for reference.



- A great thing about this microphone is that is does have an attached speaker, but that can be removed and plug into an amplifier of any kind and make it even louder! Imagine that, you having a party, you plug this puppy into an amp, press the beat button and introduce everyone as they come in or commentate the whole night! haha that would be interesting.
- This microphone can be used to annoy the shit out of anyone and everyone you know! haha. At first it's comical and people find it amusing but after about 3 hours of the thing, they do want to smash the mic and kill you. And no, this would not be listed as a bad thing, you pessimist.

Bad things:
- There's a record button, but no save feature or anything. As soon as you re-record the previous one is gone. So those looking to record their mix tape on here Eminem style or need to add voice overs to your Pauly D inspired beat, get off your cheap ass and buy an actual mic.
- The "T-Pain Effect" button doesn't work that well. Could be better. But this is a toy so you can expect much. Fucking cheap toy.
- Runs through batteries like a hooker through cocaine.
- It does have a remix button, but I don't think I'm using it properly... or care much about that to be honest.

All in all, I will probably grow tired of this thing pretty quick, but it will be fun in the mean time!

Jersey Shore is Back

Once again the trash that is Jersey Shore will be on the air!

For those who are fans, welcome to the a few weeks of Thursday nights at home reliving basically what everyone in Woodbridge goes through on a daily basis.

The blow-outs, the tans, the "bro", the juice monkeys, the tank tops, the gold chains, the drama, the booze, the 18 hr prep time for partying, the 9 inch heels on 5 inch women, all of it.

I don't mind the cleavage.

The drama is standard at best and has been steadily declining since season 1. Now it looks a little too fake. At least in Season 1 Pauly D actually knocks a guy in the first episode and I think this is also Ronnie's one punch season and his one night in jail season and rumble on the board walk season.

Must have gotten a talking' too from the producers that they can't shell out for the lawsuits for every kid he knocks out, so he's going to have to cut it out.

Apparently Vinnie leaves this season...Didn't see that one coming...(how do you type out a fart noise and make a thumbs down sign indicating a sarcastic remark)

This time they are back in Jersey...again.

The Meatball monkeys need to be shot. They have run their course.

Mike will be Mike and be "The Bad Guy" More like a tool than a bad guy. Bad guys people will root for. Tools, no chance.

Ronnie and Sam, you're idiots

Jwoww, you can do whatever you like. (And no that is not meant to sound like that song of whomever's that is, I'm not even sure that's how the song goes)

I really don't know what else to write about this. I can't really say too much about them any more. I mean I can name about 20 people I know that act exactly like each of these "characters"

Meh, I will be watching and I think I really just used this topic so I can tag it as a label and potentially get more traffic to my blog.

Show starts now, I gotta post this puppy.