Monday, January 16, 2012

How to Win the Lottery

I've decided to help everyone and explain how to win the lottery



There is a few different ways.
Please use whichever you see fit.

Living on a Prayer
1. Buy Ticket
2. Pray everyday along with some promises, you know, build a church or place of worship, feed the hunger, shelter the homeless. Something that would be constructive.
3. Continue to pray
4. Wait for draw
5. Win lottery!
Note: If step 5 does not work, repeat the process until you realize that you have actually spent a ton of money on lottery tickets and stop buying them all together

Running with the Devil 
1. Buy Ticket
2. Trade something with devil for lottery winnings. Normally there is some kind of contract to sign with Satan and you lose your soul for all eternity.
3. Wait for draw
4. Win lottery!
Note: If you don't believe in Satan, start believing then start at step 1.

The Power of Love 
1. Find someone who just won the lottery
2. Marry them
Note: No purchase required, see in store for details

Another one bites the Dust 
1. Buy ticket
2. Find everyone else who also bought a ticket for the same draw.
3. Make them all disappear
4. Keep their tickets
5. Wait for draw
6. Win Lottery!
Note: this one requires IMMEDIATE disappearance to some unknown island in order for you enjoy your winnings.

I still haven't found what I'm looking for 
1. Wait for draw to be announced
2. Run to convenience store.
3. Pick up one of the sheets you use to fill out your picks
4. Scratch in the winning numbers
5. Get to the office before the person with the winning ticket
6. Try to convince them to give you the money because to couldn't find your ticket but you kept your pick card
7. Ensure that no one actually shows up for the winnings
Note: Success rate is extremely low, but always worth a shot. Try to hire an older actor or family member for half the winnings to actually execute the plan. You play caregiver to the elderly and insist the ticket was played

Please note, I have never tried any of these. I'm just assuming they will work
Also, I do realize all of the titles I have choosen are song titles and yes all are from the 80's except for Running with the Devil (1978)
I don't know what other obvious stuff I should point out. You try some.

23 comments:

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