Well, this gem of a video was brought to my attention today.
Turns out, at this high school pep rally, some genius thought it would be a good idea to have blindfold the team captains of the varsity teams, tell them they will be kissing someone, then march in their parents and have them jam tongues down each other's throats.
Who the fuck comes up with shit like this?????
If you can actually watch the video, some may not due to weak stomach or they just aren't sick in the head, these are not just small pecks on the lips or something, this is like a full on high school make out session.
Highlights from the video include.
1.) One teen with their parent rolling around on the floor. That is your kid! why are you rolling around the floor with your kid at a high school pep rally? Do you not have any common sense, or self respect, or respect for your kid, your family? What are you thinking? ... Sickos
2.) With one mother, it actually looks like she's putting her son's hand on her ass. This mullet-sporting, vest-wearing beauty, grabs her son's hand from her waste and puts it on her ass. Why? ... Degenerates
3.) One kid describes his mom's lips as "luscious lips". This poor kid had no idea and was probably like what do I say so I don't defend this individual? He can't really say "This broads lips taste like sandpaper, gin and cigarettes" This poor kid is going to be known in his high school as "Luscious Lips Louis" Of course that's assuming his name is Louis, wouldn't work if he was Steve or John or something else ... Nut Jobs
4.) What looks to be like a principal or teacher, the slob in the plaid shirt, felt it necessary to ask questions at the end of this sad moment in humanity. This guy was on Cops a week ago, I swear ... Wacko
5.) All the cheering idiots in the audience who found this amusing, including the jackal in the green shirt laughing right at the end. If you stop the clip while this guy is laughing he actually looks like a jackal. Now I don't really know what a jackal looks like, or care for that matter, but I'm assuming that's it ... Retard
6.) And right at the end of the video, the wonderful director of this clip, decided to put "Embarrassing, right?" The caption at the end of this clip should have read "Jail time, right?" or "Incest, right?". Or how about "Let's see how many of these kids develop mental complexes because of this exposure to incest, right" ... Shit head
7.) One Youtube commenter claimed to attend this high school and said that it's a "tradition that only happens every 6 years or something", Why? Why make your school look even worse that it already is? ... Inbred
8.) Brings us back to the wonderful director of this clip one more time, as the director used LMFAO's "Sexy and I Know It" as the theme song for this giant leap back in human existence. (Sidebar: Yes, I know that's the second time in a couple days I have referenced this song, but this was a total coincidence) If this director had any insight, he could have remixed this song to "Incest and I know it" or just not make this clip at all and save a lot of "Embarrassment" as they put it for these kids ... Douche
Rosemount High School of Rosemount, Minnesota, I hope you have some kind of scandal or something soon. I don't think people will forget about this soon. Oh and tell those poor kids to change their names and move to Alaska. There's no computers there...I think.
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