Sex on the Subway? Really?

I really hope you have read the article or seen the pictures or heard it from someone, cause this story is unreal.


For those who don't know, and for those that do, here is a brief recap of what was said. 
2 drunk people on the subway, at around 2:30 in the afternoon on the Sunday that just passed. 
Got horny and started having sex in the subway car. 
Lady saw, got jealous, pressed the passenger alarm button. 
Subway officials kicked them out of the car, so they decided to finish up on the subway platform. 
It was missionary position, for those interested. 
And that's pretty much it. 


Now the article went on to explain about the charges that were laid or going to be laid or guessing what will be laid or something about laying charges on the couple that were just trying to get laid. I don't know, I wasn't really interested in the laying of the charges. But the main thing that I want to stress about the article that was found in the Toronto Star on Monday, December 12, 2011, was author Laura Stone's opening line, "It gives a whole new meaning to riding the rocket." Amazing. Then next thing Laura writes about is the TTC Guard kicked the couple off the subway train. Then, she transitions the story from in the subway car to the platform with, "But they clearly weren't satisfied." Classic


I just can't believe what possesses these people to commit these acts in broad daylight on a Sunday afternoon? Now, I understand having some early afternoon drinks while watching football, but I don't think I have ever been at the point where at 2:30 in the afternoon I feel the urge to have sex on a subway train. Oh and of course after being kicked off the train would I be so plastered that I would need to continue on the platform. Seriously, were they drunk or were they just hopped up on all kinds of drugs? I'm going to go with drugs. No way in hell where they that drunk, had to have been on drugs.


The other thing that is worth noting, there was a picture. Yes, A PICTURE. Mind you, it was a still shot from a video taken from a passenger's camera, and was edited before release, but a picture nonetheless. In the picture you can kind of see what they are doing. It is definitely missionary position as you can see a blurred out area that would have been the guy's ass. Plus witnesses said that the guy was "moving rhythmically with his bare buttocks exposed". You can also see this girl on her back and what looks like she has taken her pants off one leg, but kept them on the other. Weird. Was she cold? Well, was one leg cold? Couldn't get her pants all the way off cause she just needs to have sex on a subway platform so badly? This girl didn't really plan ahead now did she? If she knew she was going to be drunk, and horny, and having sex on a subway, why didn't she just wear a skirt? Or those old school tear away track pants. Just unbutton and you're good to go. 


The other thing that I just can't help but wonder, it was Sunday afternoon around 2:30pm, do you think there was any church goers riding the rocket at this time? Please note, when I say ride the rocket in this sense, it actually means taking the TTC as opposed to how these two redefined the meaning. I could just imagine some older couple sitting there, having a grand ol' time on the subway. Enjoying their metro newspaper that they grabbed right before they stepped onto the subway platform. They enter the train, find a seat and just as they start to make themselves comfortable, these two drunk and high idiots start going at it like hyenas.